“A Condom: It’s like a poncho but without the head hole” —James
- Zoe: Do you like the new tumblr design? I changed the colours.
- Carly: Tumbly Tumbly Tumblr
- Zoe: ...
- Carly (masterfully): Say it!
- Zoe (obediently): Tumbly Tumbly Tumblr
- Carly (knowledgeably): It's therapeutic to say.
“I love horses, they’re my friends” —Carly (in a singsong voice)
“STER-ROYDECOR! STER-ROYDECOR! NER NER NER NER NER STROYDECOR!” —Carly
- Me: I need my highlighter...
- Me: Here highlighter-highlighter-highlighter! Ah, there you are.
- Me: Yes, I know I'm crazy.
- Carly: Oh, I'm not surprised by you anymore. I'm used to your randomness.. well it's not even randomness, it's just you.
- Me: :-D
- Carly: Dobby!!!! I'm going to call you Dobby now.
- Zoë: I though I was going to be called Bilger.
- Carly: Nooo, no no no, that's an insult.
- Zoë: Oh.
Steve is developing a porn problem.
“It’s like the grand canyon.. once you go down, you never come back.” —Carly, talking about my cleavage!
- Zoë: So this needs to be despatched tomorrow?
- Carly: Today if poss :S
- Zoë: :s
- Carly: Just write it on really small and run!
- Zoë: Or maybe I should enhance my cleavage and give it to Steve :)
- Carly: Enhance your cleavage??? I don't think you CAN enhance it anymore!
- Zoë: :D
- Carly: They are dangerous! You could have someone's eye out with those!
- Zoë: I know, I had to give up trampolining...
- Carly: :D Aww, you must have been devastated!
- Zoë: Yeah, there were rumours that I'd had a blow-job...
- Carly: !!
- Zoë: ...
- Carly: A BLOW-job?????
- Zoë: :D Sorry! A BOOB-job! :D
- Carly: :D
- Anastassia: :D
Zoë's X-Ray Vision
- Christine: Can anyone see my blue folder....?
- Everyone: .....................................
- Christine: *Pulls folder out of drawer* You lot are no help!
- Zoë: I'm sorry, my X-ray vision is playing up today...
“Just help yourself to my drawer, dah-dah-dah, it’s full of lovely things to eat!” —Me (In the tune of the song)
“Babies are quite long when you stretch them!” —