July 2007
1 post
“A Condom: It’s like a poncho but without the head hole”
– James
June 2007
7 posts
Tumblr
Zoe: Do you like the new tumblr design? I changed the colours.
Carly: Tumbly Tumbly Tumblr
Zoe: ...
Carly (masterfully): Say it!
Zoe (obediently): Tumbly Tumbly Tumblr
Carly (knowledgeably): It's therapeutic to say.
“I love horses, they’re my friends”
– Carly (in a singsong voice)
“STER-ROYDECOR! STER-ROYDECOR! NER NER NER NER NER STROYDECOR!”
– Carly
Me: I need my highlighter...
Me: Here highlighter-highlighter-highlighter! Ah, there you are.
Me: Yes, I know I'm crazy.
Carly: Oh, I'm not surprised by you anymore. I'm used to your randomness.. well it's not even randomness, it's just you.
Me: :-D
Sky News - Crazy Cornish People →
And that is why I deny being Cornish!!
May 2007
37 posts
Dobby?!
Carly: Dobby!!!! I'm going to call you Dobby now.
Zoë: I though I was going to be called Bilger.
Carly: Nooo, no no no, that's an insult.
Zoë: Oh.
Budget (Windows) →
Maybe I should try this :P
Oh dear.
Steve is developing a porn problem.
Twitter / elaminen →
“It’s like the grand canyon.. once you go down, you never come back.”
– Carly, talking about my cleavage!
Zoë Felatio
Zoë: So this needs to be despatched tomorrow?
Carly: Today if poss :S
Zoë: :s
Carly: Just write it on really small and run!
Zoë: Or maybe I should enhance my cleavage and give it to Steve :)
Carly: Enhance your cleavage??? I don't think you CAN enhance it anymore!
Zoë: :D
Carly: They are dangerous! You could have someone's eye out with those!
Zoë: I know, I had to give up trampolining...
Carly: :D Aww, you must have been devastated!
Zoë: Yeah, there were rumours that I'd had a blow-job...
Carly: !!
Zoë: ...
Carly: A BLOW-job?????
Zoë: :D Sorry! A BOOB-job! :D
Carly: :D
Anastassia: :D
Zoë's X-Ray Vision
Christine: Can anyone see my blue folder....?
Everyone: .....................................
Christine: *Pulls folder out of drawer* You lot are no help!
Zoë: I'm sorry, my X-ray vision is playing up today...
“Just help yourself to my drawer, dah-dah-dah, it’s full of lovely things...”
– Me (In the tune of the song)
“Babies are quite long when you stretch them!”
“Bricko-Dee-Al, Bricko-Dee-Al, la-la-la-la la-la-la-la Bricko-Dee-Aaallllll”
– Me, making up songs out of random words again.
“OOOOOoooohHHH!!! It’s so EXCITING!!!! :D”
– Carly
“Short and trendy or big and scary?”
– Holly’s Inbox - The receptionist’s chiclit
“SHNOW SHNOW SHNOW SHNOW ALLL DAAAY LOOONG…”
– The one and only Carly
Holly's Inbox - The receptionist's chiclit →
wpzipper →
Select the plugins you want and generate a complete WordPress installation zip file. Interesring…
“The URGES a woman gets never change. ”
– CP
BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan's famous goat... →
BBC NEWS | Magazine | R.I.P. Sudan's married goat →
“GETTING READY FOR THE WEEKEND, BAY-BAY!”
– Zoë on the weekend. I feel your embarassment, dear.
“I wish you could retract your thing before……oh no, I’m gonna...”
– Zoë on Gold Miner Classic, Grab.com
“Ooh I got a heavy one……..ooh, he’s sweating….”
– Zoë on, first of all getting a heavy piece of gold, then secondly on the Gold Miner guy, on Gold Miner Classic, Grab.com
“NOOOOO! He’s gonna win!”
– Zoë, talking about the cpu player when playing Speed on Grab.com
Layout
:( had to temporarily remove my funky layout, it was causing problems..
“Did you know Intestines?”
– Carly’s hearing.
Download Of The Day: Pidgin instant-messaging... →
Must try this one out later..
“These aren’t just man boobs, these are WO-MAN boobs.”
– Me. Who else comes out with stuff like that?
BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow and West | Wife put... →
“These are a bit floppy aren’t they?”
– Carly
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? →
“It’s like osmosis with music.”
– Me. I love the word Osmosis.
April 2007
33 posts
Dog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam | Metro.co.uk →
